It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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