dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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