it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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