no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
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Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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