Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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