I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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