no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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