You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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