I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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