I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
even my farts smell like vagina
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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