just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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