her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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