She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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