quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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