Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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