yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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