I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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