If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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