stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
last night I used snow as a chaser
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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