I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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