Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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