The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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