I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I need to align my fucking chakras
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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