that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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