Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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