i just identified you from a description of your pipe
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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