Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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