her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
FUCK WHALES
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