I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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