Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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