They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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