in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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