The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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