Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
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I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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