What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
