Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Randomize
