We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
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You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
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we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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