i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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