the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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