He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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