this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
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Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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