whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Two words: blizzard sex
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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