i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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