i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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