I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I need to calm my uterus...
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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