Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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