last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
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University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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