i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You've changed since you got that strap on
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize