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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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