they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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