found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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