It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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