you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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