Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
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I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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