It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Randomize
