Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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